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"Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?"
— Marius Pontmercy, Book III (via lucifers-ass-cheek)

(Source: incorrectlesmisquotes)

agentartemis:

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

That

that’s my old music room

I remember that room

(Source: vinebox)

terou-chan:

NO LUCA NO

terou-chan:

NO LUCA NO

(Source: jaidefinichon)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

mrsdk1998:

so i did the thing
Caps | Part II

mrsdk1998:

so i did the thing

Caps | Part II

singingtomysoul:

arseniccupcakes:

SO MUCH LADY LOVE

I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS 

No, but what gets me in this movie

is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle.

Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with wide hips and large rear ends and small breasts. Women who are black and white and every other ethnicity she came across, I’m sure. Women with straight hair and natural hair and grey hair. Older women and middle-aged women and young women.

Everyone is beautiful to Giselle. There’s no reason anyone wouldn’t be beautiful. There’s no reason beauty should ever be just one thing, that being a princess should ever be just one thing.

Everyone is a princess to Giselle, and if one of the princesses politely corrected her and said they were a prince she’d probably nod earnestly and talk about how dashing and handsome they looked too.

(Source: barretweed)

imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE
imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE

imissnepeta:

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

THE ATTACK ON TITAN ONE

acquaintedwithrask:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.
acquaintedwithrask:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.

acquaintedwithrask:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.